Jokes

Dirty:
What's long, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger.

Knock Knock:
Knock Knock! Who's there? Amsterdam. Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of stupid knock knock jokes.

General:
Scientists say they’ve found a new link between depression and obesity. Not surprisingly it’s a sausage link.

Blonde:
How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Dead Baby:
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

Yo Mama:
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras!

Mexican:
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW? Grand Theft Auto.

Asian:
What is a cloak? The mating call of a Chinese toad.

Pollack:
A Pollack walked into a bar with dogshit in his hand and said to the bartender, "Look what I almost stepped it!"

Riddle:
Feed me and I live. Give me drink and I die. What Am I? Fire!

Pickup Line:
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Racist:
Why is a racist like a drunk?
Because whatever they say ends in a slur.